Dating and sim
Collected here are dating sims with the courage - and moreover the - to shatter all barriers with the power of pure love (and raging hormones).
Whether or not you believe dating sims are purely for pervs, you cannot deny the incredible, atypical affairs of the heart on display in these games. So you're going along, reading the description for Sweet Fuse, and everything seems to be on the up and up. Sadly - perhaps, even, tragically - because you are Keiji Inafune's makebelieve niece you can't date the man himself.
From there, you buy individual unlocks depending on which hunky guy you've decided to romance: the hospital director's suave son, your childhood sweetheart, or a surgeon who will do whatever he's told.
And no matter which hot hospital worker you choose, the simple thought exercise of giving up revenge and embracing forgiveness in the face of love is fascinating. " Such is the tagline of free-to-start mobile app The Niflheim , in which you play as a nondescript Princess waking up in the afterlife after a 1,000-year-long slumber.
Kazuma must discover the secrets of Yukari's alpacalization, or learn to love her fuzzy new form.
This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.
The gods have decreed Earth shall be destroyed because true love no longer exists.
Evian, the Goddess of Love, is still in our corner, and to prove the other gods wrong she has descended to Earth to find true love.
I don't care who you are - that's a damn intriguing premise, and Kiss of Revenge does even more to invite players in by offering the prologue for free on i OS and Android.
Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.
You can tickle, pinch, hit, hold, and (of course) kiss her.
It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?
There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.
They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise. The intro movie alone justifies the existence of this game, but let's face it - we've all been longing for a dating sim that lets us court Idris Elba and Charlie Day in the Shatterdome cafeteria. can be finished in 15 minutes or less, ends on one heck of a cliffhanger, and its download link sadly seems to be lost to time.